Archive - Broke But Moisturized

I was a writer and an influencer. I am still a writer.

guess it's time to talk about this

Dec 17, 2024 •

Are the girlies in the room with us right now?

on girl gangs and missing it all

Dec 1, 2023 •

Thoughts after a long stretch of drinking

My belief in the power of manifestation, i.e., “thinking it into existence,” has vanished into the night with my thigh gap and math skills—which is to…

May 17, 2024 •

These Big Boys We Raise

Apologies for not including this in the initial send, but this should have a TW for death.

Apr 19, 2024 •

We're all running on tired legs (including you!)

on Type II Fun and finding the love

Feb 16, 2024 •

No, I am not pregnant (yet)

just eatin good

Jun 21, 2024 •

How to Love a Cockroach

Six AM is my sacred hour these days.

Mar 8, 2024 •

The Feminine Urge to Destroy Your Life

Every month, I fantasize about making my big exit.

Apr 14, 2023 •

The House We Bought and Lost

singing the bungalow blues

Jun 7, 2024 •

Some mid-week reminders, pt. 3

There are BPAs in our sports bras and seed oils in our bread so you might as well walk barefoot into the public shower, take a drag and kiss the sky.

Jan 31, 2024 •

Body check: 48 hours before my wedding

what I eat in a day as a troll who has surrendered

Mar 14, 2024 •

Just married :) signing off for a bit

I have a job interview in 90 minutes.

Mar 18, 2024 •

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts