Archive - Broke But Moisturized

To Look at Trees as Things to Climb

a contemplative weekend of shopping

Jun 12 •

enter my backyard where I offer you a selection of cool pink blushes

Jun 6 •

May 2025

It go Haliburton... or hallelujah

fraternizing with the enemy through the Eastern Conference Finals

May 30 •

It's Mother's Day. Meet my frickin BABY!

Bianca Dawn Lupo enters the chat

May 11 •

April 2025

Seven years later, I reply STOP to the Coachella texts

+ other brands I can't seem to unsubscribe from

Apr 28 •

Goodwill swagged out fake ballerina

Apr 8 •

March 2025

on my 40some pound pregnancy weight gain lol

Mar 28 •

hunkering down w blueberry pancakes and gold chains

Mar 21 •

home stretch bumpdate, Jayson Tatum, overconsumption 🤝 likability

Mar 5 •

February 2025

When does the urge to selfie die?

hopefully never

Feb 20 •

Cheerleaders Gentlemen's Club - Gloucester City, New Jersey

this is a story about trust

Feb 14 •

January 2025

FIRST TRIMESTER PSYCHEDELIA: FINDING OUT

first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes crying on the toilet

Jan 31 •

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