Using ChatGPT to write a break up text is a level of awful I had previously not contemplated. Your friend dodged a bullet! I really enjoyed this, and love your description of "platonic erotica," of recognizing the beauty in the every day.
7 weeks post-partum and reading these while breastfeeding at an unholy hour. My thing has been brown lipstick and neighborhood walks with a baby Carrier. My favorite jeans don't fit so I just hid them in another room and bought shorts in my new size so I can get the feeling of closing a button again. Motherhood is beautiful and wild and hard and beautiful and hard. Thanks for making me laugh!
I have a very vivid memory of trying to put on my pre pregnancy jeans after my first was born, and being horrified that they weren't big enough to have fit one leg. Good work on hiding the jeans instead of doing this, still mentally scarred.
I am blush-obsessed, so allow me to throw a consideration into the mix: milk cream blush. it’s also a lip color but I do not recommend it for that. as blush it’s pigmented with a little sheen to it, melty and blendable, and you can cry without it streaking 💅🏻
Apparently the Dunkin in Shamokin closed and that news made me sad. The post quoted a guy who didn’t know where he would meet his PO or public defender and that really stuck with me.
I think the Kindle revelation is a mum thing, I had a full blown love affair with mine when my babies were small. It just fits so neatly into the change bag! And you can walk down the street reading it like you would your phone and noone bats an eyelid!
Also my favorite blush is NARS Orgasm I swear it goes with everything. And when I’m feeling more reckless and party girl— the Fenty MATCH STIX COLOR ADAPTIVE CHEEK + LIP STICK in strawberry 🍓 pop and also put it on my lips and a dab just under the eye brow.
Do lipstick and bikinis next.
I am in search of the perfect high waisted bikini with high waist bottom above navel that isn’t too cheeky but with very skimpy string triangle top.
NARS Orgasm is just so classic, like that will always slap. And I love everything Fenty I’ve ever tried 🙏 what about lip liners? Are you a fan? That’s where my real recommendations shine
Using ChatGPT to write a break up text is a level of awful I had previously not contemplated. Your friend dodged a bullet! I really enjoyed this, and love your description of "platonic erotica," of recognizing the beauty in the every day.
she reallllly dodged it you’re so right haha. Thank you so much for reading 😍
7 weeks post-partum and reading these while breastfeeding at an unholy hour. My thing has been brown lipstick and neighborhood walks with a baby Carrier. My favorite jeans don't fit so I just hid them in another room and bought shorts in my new size so I can get the feeling of closing a button again. Motherhood is beautiful and wild and hard and beautiful and hard. Thanks for making me laugh!
And thank YOU for sharing this glorious insight. Motherhood really is alll that ❤️❤️❤️ solidarity
I have a very vivid memory of trying to put on my pre pregnancy jeans after my first was born, and being horrified that they weren't big enough to have fit one leg. Good work on hiding the jeans instead of doing this, still mentally scarred.
To fit even one leg*
lowkey think you would slay blond with some grown out roots
I am all for this… 👀
“Lock the fuck in” duddddddeee that guy is a keeper!
Right!!!? I adore
I am blush-obsessed, so allow me to throw a consideration into the mix: milk cream blush. it’s also a lip color but I do not recommend it for that. as blush it’s pigmented with a little sheen to it, melty and blendable, and you can cry without it streaking 💅🏻
You’re a real one for this 😍
the deviled egg on the porch omg
you truly can’t make this shit up
TEAM KINDLE! TEAM HUGE FONT TO MAKE READING EASIER! Mine is g r e e n <3
Pop girlies are serving and i'm very much ready 2 eat
HERE HERE re: blush
Pleaseeeeee do a full round up of your fav blushes like I would be so grateful 😇😇😇
Bring on the anarchy
So central PA coded… so shamokin…
Apparently the Dunkin in Shamokin closed and that news made me sad. The post quoted a guy who didn’t know where he would meet his PO or public defender and that really stuck with me.
bawitdabacore 😂Unsolicited blush rec: Melt Blushlights.
I’ll take all the unsolicited blush recs I can get 🫶
I think the Kindle revelation is a mum thing, I had a full blown love affair with mine when my babies were small. It just fits so neatly into the change bag! And you can walk down the street reading it like you would your phone and noone bats an eyelid!
Yep and it works sooo well with nursing when I only have one free hand 🙌🙌
Also my favorite blush is NARS Orgasm I swear it goes with everything. And when I’m feeling more reckless and party girl— the Fenty MATCH STIX COLOR ADAPTIVE CHEEK + LIP STICK in strawberry 🍓 pop and also put it on my lips and a dab just under the eye brow.
Do lipstick and bikinis next.
I am in search of the perfect high waisted bikini with high waist bottom above navel that isn’t too cheeky but with very skimpy string triangle top.
NARS Orgasm is just so classic, like that will always slap. And I love everything Fenty I’ve ever tried 🙏 what about lip liners? Are you a fan? That’s where my real recommendations shine
Yes please on the lip liner recs.
Merit is the only blush I’ll ever use!! Can you imagine…people are hating us and we’re just over her looking cute and perfectly flushed?!?!?
We simply cannot be brought down!!! 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
You MUSTTTT go blonde
👀👀👀👀
I loved this
thank you so much for reading 😘
Bless you for the blush suggestions. For all of this, but particularly for those today.