“I want to blow my money on crypto and strippers and Annie’s mac & cheese.” I fucking love you, bish. Also love love love that you’ve been keeping a journal. What a goldmine! Happy New Year darling angel, sending you so much love now and forever ❤️🔥
The seagull splayed in crucifixion, not wanting to watch mass deportations, the ecstasy of a silky pen. Is that what you mean by being a pussy bc don’t stop with these exquisite sensitivities they just SING…maybe also because the tempo of your intro was so ratatatatat
“I went for a walk yesterday and cried over a dead bird. In my defense, it was a large seagull splayed out in haunting crucifixion, its wings wide open and its legs stick straight. I don’t think that necessarily makes me a pussy but it’s illustrative of the sensitivity I seek to temper.”
When I was pregnant with my second born, I cried over a rat that a fellow passenger who was also waiting for the D train stomped on the head and kicked onto the tracks (I could tell he had done this before). I was deathly terrified of rats back then, but watching that poor little thing, bloody, chest sporadically heaving as it took its last breaths, knowing the train was coming to finish it off, really had my emotions in a chokehold.
I’m thinking maybe it was the pregnancy hormones? You’ll be back to not giving a fuck or whatever after the post-partum passes 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
the switch from november 26th to dec 22nd helps remind me of the fact that we humans have such silly little brains and are so dramatic. and sometimes im like "ugh for what REASON" and then i remember a dramatic life is so much more fun than a non-dramatic one.
Your journal entries hit me in a funny place because of their honesty and vulnerability. I'm glad you have a man who loves you and reassures you and reminds you you're perfect just the way you are.
“I want to blow my money on crypto and strippers and Annie’s mac & cheese.” I fucking love you, bish. Also love love love that you’ve been keeping a journal. What a goldmine! Happy New Year darling angel, sending you so much love now and forever ❤️🔥
HAHAHAH LIKEEEE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DAY I WROTE THAT. LOVE you!!!! happy happy new year to you and Joe :-D
This made me literally LOL! Well done. I posted for the first time a couple of days ago. Reading this post inspired me - Thank you!
love to hear it!! :-D thanks for reading!
Haha! I came here to say that this was my favorite line of this post. Love that you love it too, Jenovia.
🫶🏼🫂 same 😍
I second this!!!
"You can make a milestone out of anything."
Girl, same. I can reminisce an innocuous event like it was the Summer of '69. (I'm a Taurus)
Absolutely love a Taurus for precisely this reason
that ending was PERFECT!!!! love this sm
THANK YOU LOVE <3 :-D
Oh god nothing hits harder than getting a new pen (that’s good)
TRUTH
Idk what magic is in your brain to make your thoughts fall out like this but it’s a JOY to read 🩵
omg queen that is SO KIND <333 sending so much love
Every day I wake up grateful that the Raptors drafted Barnes over Suggs, free throw milestone notwithstanding
most importantly you guys have Gradey Dick which is just a spectacular name
yes we do and yes it is
https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/gradey-anthony-1.jpg?w=1024 (sfw)
The seagull splayed in crucifixion, not wanting to watch mass deportations, the ecstasy of a silky pen. Is that what you mean by being a pussy bc don’t stop with these exquisite sensitivities they just SING…maybe also because the tempo of your intro was so ratatatatat
real writers recognize TEMPO (which I absolutely modeled after rereading an old Mary Ruefle essay)
Kudos to the Stone Cold Stunner reference. I’m a big wrestling fan. And congrats on your pregnancy!
to be a stripper/professor/wrestling fan all in one... I think you're the coolest. thank you so much angel :-D
This right here:
“I went for a walk yesterday and cried over a dead bird. In my defense, it was a large seagull splayed out in haunting crucifixion, its wings wide open and its legs stick straight. I don’t think that necessarily makes me a pussy but it’s illustrative of the sensitivity I seek to temper.”
When I was pregnant with my second born, I cried over a rat that a fellow passenger who was also waiting for the D train stomped on the head and kicked onto the tracks (I could tell he had done this before). I was deathly terrified of rats back then, but watching that poor little thing, bloody, chest sporadically heaving as it took its last breaths, knowing the train was coming to finish it off, really had my emotions in a chokehold.
I’m thinking maybe it was the pregnancy hormones? You’ll be back to not giving a fuck or whatever after the post-partum passes 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Oh my GOD. The way I would have passed out seeing that go down. Lord let me reach some “dgaf” vibes SOON 🫶🏼😂
What a resolution!
We keep it real around here 🫡🫶🏼
Chaotic good Frances
😎😎😎
How are you so goddamn amazing?!? Just how?!?! Happy near year, Mama!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR QUEEN OF HEARTS ♥️
I LOVE the journal entries especially Sept 23 + Nov 26 <3
Ty so much angel 😍
the switch from november 26th to dec 22nd helps remind me of the fact that we humans have such silly little brains and are so dramatic. and sometimes im like "ugh for what REASON" and then i remember a dramatic life is so much more fun than a non-dramatic one.
ty <33
Drama makes the world go round, baby 💖 Happy new year 😍
Your journal entries hit me in a funny place because of their honesty and vulnerability. I'm glad you have a man who loves you and reassures you and reminds you you're perfect just the way you are.
Im really fucking glad for that too 🥹🥹🥹
Never too late in the year to, umm, try to hit new milestones! I will also try not to be afraid to try new things!
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