Basketball Wife

The New York Knicks and me

Congratulations! You are now living on the edge of a heart attack.

This is not a great look for someone who has publicly claimed (sans credentials) that the sole key to vitality is cortisol reduction. But the day you woke up and put your tiny, plebeian fate in two giant hands capping an eight-foot wingspan was the day you forfeit peace. You became edgy a…