The jig is up
My dearest readers,
I am not who you think I am.
I am not the champion of equality you’d once been sold.
I am not Miss Independent, nor Miss Self-Sufficient, nor Miss Keep Your Distance.
When I bought Andrew an Apple Watch and a lavish Italian dinner in Soho, I was not flexing out of pure love for my man, though do know there’s no shortage of that.
I have ke…