I bought the viral TikTok leggings
... and I'm ready to talk about it
Last week I popped onto Amazon for something banal like cuticle scissors when my scroll was broken: an advertisement for “Viral leggings from TikTok” proved the algorithm finally caught on to my belfies, and before I knew it, I was knee deep in 15-second videos of girls fake-surprising their boyfriends in textured spandex. You’re telling me my nice butt…