Blue Gatorade & Beef Jerky, Iced Coffee & Fries
pt. I of my move to the burbs...
Just like Didion had her roasted almonds and Coca-Cola, I was on a mission to sustain myself on one inventive little combo. Something healthy enough to OD on a singular macronutrient, but lethal enough to erode my stomach lining. I’m talking blue Gatorade and beef jerky. I’m talking hot boxing the Buick with jalapeno breath and musty July air, heat stra…