Beauty Thief - for my daughter
This is a pregnancy announcement.
I awaken to a real pillowcase changer of a zit. Standing aghast in the bathroom mirror, still processing a dream in which I am not just murdered, but sacrificed, my head is wreathed in clouds, each containing a treat from the last 48 hours:
the caramel cream cronut
the plate of dark chocolate ! coconut ! walnut ! oatmeal ! cookies ! from Andrew’s mom
the …