Broke But Moisturized

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An open letter to the hostess with the perfect French haircut who made eyes at my boyfriend

An open letter to the hostess with the perfect French haircut who made eyes at my boyfriend

A girl is a gun... or is she a croque monsieur?

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Oct 15, 2021
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An open letter to the hostess with the perfect French haircut who made eyes at my boyfriend
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Taylor LaShae via Getty Images. People aren’t supposed to look like this IRL but alas, here we are…

Dear Amélie,

Do you mind if I call you by a name that is (very likely) not yours? I don’t know why I care to ask. You didn’t care about me one Friday afternoon three months ago. 

You could be Jenny or Kaitlin for all I know, but the way your perfectly short …

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